the best bad joke ever
Mar. 2nd, 2010 11:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sisalikSo, at the Lightning game tonight. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bleukarma and I are winding our way through the usual chaos out on the plaza - which for some ungodly reason included a brass band tonight - when a perfectly ordinary guy carrying a backpack walks up to me.
"You wanna hear a really bad joke?" he asks.
I grin. "Yes!"
He pulls something out from his backpack, tosses it to me, and says, "Duck!"
It was a yellow rubber duck. It has a top hat and a vest and a cane and a bow tie. It was in a little plastic bag that had a business card for some scuba company at the bottom of the bag.
Let me repeat this. IT WAS A RUBBER DUCK. I WAS GIVEN A RUBBER DUCK AT HOCKEY.
As soon as I caught it I about fell over myself laughing.
The guy just grinned and went on his duck-distributing way.
bleukarma and I are winding our way through the usual chaos out on the plaza - which for some ungodly reason included a brass band tonight - when a perfectly ordinary guy carrying a backpack walks up to me."You wanna hear a really bad joke?" he asks.
I grin. "Yes!"
He pulls something out from his backpack, tosses it to me, and says, "Duck!"
It was a yellow rubber duck. It has a top hat and a vest and a cane and a bow tie. It was in a little plastic bag that had a business card for some scuba company at the bottom of the bag.
Let me repeat this. IT WAS A RUBBER DUCK. I WAS GIVEN A RUBBER DUCK AT HOCKEY.
As soon as I caught it I about fell over myself laughing.
The guy just grinned and went on his duck-distributing way.
