Part of the fun of having Thunderbird to collate all my email accounts is that it comes with a plugin that will take a file of quotes, randomize them, and then attach one to each email as a signature-line.

Being me, I have way too much fun with this. They're like pop-culture fortune cookies!

I shall now present you with the list, and ask that you offer up ones I ought to add. If you want to make a game of it, try to identify them.

fortune-cookie.txt )
Posted by ND¢:

"Factors in the Democrat's favor this year: a disastrous economy, an unpopular war, an incumbent president with a 30% approval rating, far more money and better organization than the other side, a candidate who is charismatic, smart, accomplished and eloquent, an opponent who is old, out of touch, disliked by a large portion of his own party and a Washington insider when people want change.

Factors in the Republican's favor this year: the Democratic candidate is black.*

Result: the race is dead-even.

No matter who wins, you can learn a lot about America just by looking at where the race stands today."

* I would add, here, that the right finds Palin endearing for reasons I cannot begin to fathom. I keep seeing stuff on the major news sites listing it as "the race between Obama and Palin." They're expecting McCain to die THAT SOON?
"We'll do what we can," said the Sheep Man. "Though - we're getting on in years. Hope we still got the stuff in us, heh heh. We'll try, but no guarantees, no promises you're gonna be - happy." He picked at a snag in his fleece and searched for words. "We just can't say. In that other world, might not be any-place anymore, not anywhere for you. You're starting to look - pretty fixed, maybe too fixed to pry loose. You're not so young - anymore, either, yourself."
So where does that leave me? )
Somewhere there is a simple life and a world,
Transparent, warm and joyful. . .
There at evening a neighbor talks with a girl
Across the fence, and only the bees can hear
This most tender murmuring of all.
But we live ceremoniously and with difficulty
And we observe the rites of our bitter meetings,
When suddenly the reckless wind
Breaks off a sentence just begun --
But not for anything would we exchange this splendid
Granite city of fame and calamity,
The wide rivers of glistening ice,
The sunless, gloomy gardens,
And, barely audible, the Muse's voice.

Anna Akhmatova - June 23, 1915
[livejournal.com profile] oregoonie: "I've driven with chickens in my lap."

oh, and.

Jul. 7th, 2007 11:51 am
Quote of the day.

"My cock! It's on top!"

(Colby, referring to the metal rooster he'd almost forgotten was up on top of the kitchen cabinets)
"Nude is when you are unclothed. Naked is when you are unclothed when you should be clothed. ‘Nekkid’ is when you are unclothed and up to something."

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