Bringin' back an old icon favorite. One of these days I'll assemble a huge hockey-icon post. Mostly for [livejournal.com profile] celticwarrior82 though I figure [livejournal.com profile] oregoonie would appreciate them too. In the meantime I will pine for a paid account so that every emotion and quote which goes through my head can be acted out by the NHL.

The Goonie is one of us now. We saw hockey and it was gooooood. She had no idea what was happening for most of it, but she didn't care. She got excited whenever anyone got boarded and the glass rippled. She agreed with me that goalies are proof God's a woman and she's on our side. (Kick saves. Guuhhhh.) Unexpectedly, they were handing out hockey swag, so now we have little Vinny backpacks, which will be convenient for me, because when I go to games I can shove a hoodie and Vera into one and not have to empty my go-bag.

And? WE SAW OVIE.

It's a long story. Always is, the two of us.

The last thing we saw was that flashing red light )

During all of this I haven't really been taking as many pictures as I would otherwise. I'm more interested in seeing what Goonie shoots. Most of this - except for Dinosaur World - isn't new to me, but it's new to her. I want to see what catches her attention, because it's usually things I'm so accustomed to I don't even notice.

Oh, and one other thing. On our way out I pulled a lump of Spanish moss off my oak tree and gave it to her, because she's fascinated with the stuff. It is now in her car. She plans to grow it in Oregon. So, yeah, when that shit takes over up there? My fault.
I love how [livejournal.com profile] oregoonie and I can never just call each other, make a plan, and be done with things.

She phoned me to wake me up today - WE PLAN FOR SEEING THE OVECHKIN - and we wound up yapping for an hour and a half, about all kinds of stuff, while I woke up and found pants and made and ingested my morning cuppa.

(Then I took two showers; halfway through rinsing the conditioner off Riley started the ZOMG PERIMETER BREACH! barking, so I slip-slided my way out of the loo and into a bathrobe and dripped all across the house to see the big oaf sitting there quietly at the door, staring at me, with a "You humans are weird" face. Rotten dog. Thus, two showers.)

So after that mishap I called Goonie back to say, yo, I'm clean and presentable, let's get to gettin' -- and when we hung up it was half an hour later and there had been much discussion of dogs. The conclusion of which was, 1, we like pit bulls, and, 2, it doesn't matter what breed your beast is, but if you tell us it's something it clearly isn't we will mock you mercilessly. Hell, mine are Labrador/Chihuahua and Boxer/Moose/Garbage Truck, and I'm honest about it.

Today: hockey. Got some time to kill between tickets and game, but.. hockey. Caps. OVIE! Vera will be in attendance, of course. Works out great too, because out of all the games we could've seen while Goonie was here, I wanted to take her to a Caps game the most. "GIRLS! WHERE ARE YOU?" "We try to make filet mignon but get.. there is fire." "I'M SICK!"

[livejournal.com profile] h1joly, I never did see a Caps, uh, recap from ya. How was Ovie?

(Note that the love I have for my home team does not mean I can't love players from other teams. Ovie and Bryzgalov, especially. And that increasing pile of charismatic and/or crazy ex-Bolts our lousy managerial staff keeps laying off, which means, respectively, Fedotenko and Khabibulin.)
this way

"This is a roadside attraction," said Wednesday. "One of the finest. Which means it is a place of power."

master of his domain

"Come again?"

Lotsa photos. Dialup beware. )
1. Everything else comes second to this: A guy playing for the Panthers, Zednik, got slashed across the throat. You can go look for video if you want, I'm sure it's made the youtubes by now. I saw the replay (yeah, Dave's supercool TV? Not so much when it's showing hi-def arterial blood on a slow replay) and I cringed so hard it hurt. Yegad. Hope the guy's all right.

2. So, yeah, other than that? Cool day. Dave finally got his win at Star Wars Trivial Pursuit. The pieces still had their little pie-bits clipped in from the last time we played, which was about 8 years ago. When in doubt, the Imperial guy is Piet, the number is five, and IT'S A TRAAAAP.

3.
rargh!

For most of the day it went like this:

Goonie: "I'm a T-Rex! I have little faggy T-Rex arms!"
Dave: "Look at this one! Look what it says! NOT A DINOSAUR. Where are we? Is this Dinosaur World or not?"
Goonie: "CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"
Dave: "Has there ever been any animal that is blue with red spots?"
Indi: "Hey look, fish!"

4. Goonie's accent? Contagious. It's Gad and Chicahgo now. We're puttin' the byand back together. I hate Illinois Nazis. Ditka. Sah-sidge.

5. Dark chocolate peanut butter. Oh so good.

6. Goonie assures me that Dave is the Florida version of [livejournal.com profile] latentalent. I'm thrilled that I get to have one of my own.

There's something about cheesy tourist traps. I love the hell out of them. Gaiman nailed it, of course; if you've read American Gods you know what I mean. I'll dig up the quote and post more pictures later. I is the tired now.
[livejournal.com profile] oregoonie is SO. MUCH. FUN. Holy crap. Oregon, get with the program, and give that girl a fan club. She has one here!

Yesterday I think I Got, as they say, Some Sun. My face and arms feel oddly warm, though I'm fish-belly pale as usual. This is because the Goonie and I are scatterbrained idiots that can remember to bring four cameras between us, but not hats or sunscreen. We're just that special. Oh, wait. Five if you count the one I gave her that went into the trunk, and six if you count the one in my phone. I have two cameras close to hand at any moment. I rule.

Took us well over an hour to get to the thing we went out to do, because I wanted batteries and snacks (which involved two stores, one on impulse) and Goonie needed more 120 film (another two stores, both closed, damn you Sunday) and the directions I'd copied from the internet were less than accurate (my fault, and OH HEY THAT'S A ONE WAY STREET) and the Army-Navy store where Goonie wanted to get a boonie hat was also closed (argh, Sunday). But we finally got to getting where we were going, and although I knew where we were I didn't know how long it would take us to get where we wanted to be.

Thus, somewhere in the middle of carny town I sent Dave a message: "Can you look something up on a map for me?"
Before he had a chance to reply I sent another one: "Never mind. Not lost anymore."
I can still hear him laughing about that, though he saved my dignity by not replying.

Anyway. Where we were going was: MANATEES. Yes, we saw wild mannertees. And herons, and the usual flock of vultures (I never noticed how many of them are around here), and a plethora of lizards, and fiddler crabs, and lots of fish, and a huge shiny tarpon! And a small not shiny stingray! And one of those machines that makes injection-molded animals out of plastic for two dollars. There were also lots of signs. One was scary and had picture of a guy with a big huge gun on it, explaining that TECO will kill on sight to protect itself, or something. Like they're not doing that with the pollution, hyuk. The nice signs taught us that humans should not: molest, feed, give water to (HOW?), swim with, boat near, or in any way interact with the blubrous sea-cows. I heartily approve of that. Leave them the hell alone, and by the way people is a boat ride worth killing these animals, and why can't someone build a cage or something to go over a boat motor's blades? I like vessels with sails for a reason. Well, two reasons: coming about is a lot of fun. TILTY! The other other signs made me sad, because they were all photos of identifiable marks on manatees (to a one, boat scars) and the captions always ended, x manatee was killed on y date by a boat.

The thing about manatees, wild or captive, is they don't really do much. Dolphins are playful. They like to jump around, they snort geysers out the tops of their heads, they show off. Manatees... don't. They're sorta there. They're like underwater blimps. Big round thing, moves slowly. They stick their snouts out of the water to breathe. Their tails occasionally break the surface. Backs too, if they're diving. Otherwise... they're dark blobs under the sparkly-shiny surface of the water. They eat plants and crap a lot. They're sea cows. And we all know how flash a cow is. Do not think for a minute that I was unhappy with this or bored by them, cos I wasn't. They just don't do much. The fish were more active, and I think the fish go there to relax 'cos manatees are vegan. But then again, manatees don't have to do much. They don't have predators - there are only little sharks where they hang out, and the big gators don't like saltwater. It'd be good to be a manatee, I think. A manatee from anywhere before 1492.

The gift shop had these really crazy underwater-fantasy pictures of manatees and dolphins on sale. I couldn't believe it. "Look at that! The manatee is - the only way it'd twist around like that is in a storm surge. They don't do that! They can't! They're not fast enough to look dramatic like that!"

We hung out there until the place closed around us. Some old guy came up from behind us and said GIRLS THE PARK IS -- we turned around -- OH LADIES SORRY THE PARK IS CLOSING. We both squeed about getting called girls, and then I moped a bit about being old enough to get excited at someone calling me a girl. Just a girl from the back. I'm so short I could be twelve.

After this we met up with damn near everyone to see the football game at Colby's, and although my patient (so so so very patient) friends tried their hardest to explain everything to me, I still don't really get it. What about us? We'll always have Paris, uh, the Ice Palace, er, the Newspaper Arena.

Apparently if I spend a day in Goonie's company I pick up her accent a bit. What can I say? We were on a mission from Gad. Bag a ralph. Bag a louie. VEER TO STARBOARD MATEY! NO! THE OTHER STARBOARD, YE BARNACLE-BRAINED ROUSTABOUT!
Indi: "That's where we're going. Unless I'm wrong. If I get us really lost you can kill me and eat me."
Goonie: "It's good to know I have your permission."
Indi: "Wait, no you can't. That's not vegan!"
Goonie: "You can eat me. I probably taste like veal."
Indi: "They keep you in a box?"
Goonie: "I don't get out much."

Is that a gator? Nah, just another log. Can we take a picture of it to fool people? )

The short version of all this is: we're dorks, but damn if we're not FUN dorks.
shock and alarm

swamp

... everyone else ducked. )

I didn't have nearly enough sleep or coffee so I was six kinds of inadvertently funny, Riley got as much love as she dished out (though less slobber), I got to unload a box of clothes, we didn't see a single alligator, we showed off our lack of prowess with chopsticks, we were denied at the bat-house, and I utterly lost it when Goonie spotted a gooberfish.

Though really, this one explains it all:

bob and pepe
There's a Goonie in my house! She wrestled Riley and lived to tell the tale.
[livejournal.com profile] bleukarma totally made my day by telling me that they're throwing Jeopardy auditions and I am, according to her, "smart enough to get on and win!!!!!!!!!" The problem I'd have with that show is it tends to avoid fun stuff I know like Sex Lives Of Stone Age Europeans (thanks, Simon) in favor of categories like All Things Nebraska. And there I'd be lost, except for the one answer that would go "Who is Bruce Springsteen." I would definitely be able to tell them who's responsible for the exclamation-point shortage, though.

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[livejournal.com profile] oregoonie, meanwhile, is recovering from some form of ebola (not Seabola, they don't have those there) but, miraculously, STILL ARRIVING ON SATURDAY. I have to find out whether or not she's still contagious before I decide if I'm going to meet her at the airport. Cos, Goonie, I know you're entertained when bodies violently eject stuff (stuff that isn't babies anyway), but me? Not so much. She's also got me explaining everything I know about airplanes, because that's how I beat my fear of them. WITH SCIENCE. I figured, if I knew what all the noises were and what's normal on a plane I wouldn't be bothered by it. It worked, bafflingly enough. You can't take the sky from meeee....

--

Dave called me, very excited, to tell me he had a present for me. And then he had to tell me what it was and read from it to me RIGHT THAT MOMENT because it was funny. (Also because the Sidney Crosby Show had come to town and it was crap for us.) He has a wacko fundie co-worker, Baptist by flavor, who had brought in or left behind (har) a science magazine, for creationists and by creationists. "It's not trying to convince anybody of anything," is how he put it. "It's for the people who already believe this crap." So he turns to the page where there's a drawing of the solar system, and he explains to me that there's one thing they said about every planet that wasn't Earth. "Like here. Mercury. Boiling hot on this side, frozen solid on that side. God did not create Mercury to support life. Mars. God did not create Mars to support life. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Heh, Uranus. Neptune. God did not create Neptune to support life. IT SAYS THAT ON ALL OF THEM. And then where they describe Earth? God did create Earth to support life." So he has a nice present for me. I will scan it so we all can have a good laugh. We need one.

--

While trying to remember which storefront across from The Other Thai Place (not as good as The Thai Place, I think) had once sold porn:

Indi: "I don't understand the not breathing part."
[livejournal.com profile] grahamux: "I don't understand any of it!"
Indi: "Some people juggle geese!"

Graham, by the way, the incense they had there? Morning Star. Had to be that stuff. With the little tile!
--

Now I have to wash my dog. Yes, at three in the morning. Her fleas are trying to create organized religion and we won't have that. They call me Shiva, destroyer of worlds.
On the 8th of December, around 8 in the evening, I will be at the airport, holding up a great big sign and looking for [livejournal.com profile] oregoonie. Who will probably be stoned out of her gourd on anti-scaredy tranquilizers, making this all even more hilarious. I hope she doesn't push her mom into a potted plant. The pots at TPA are made of granite.

When I say 'you' I mean Grubs: what do you think I should put on this sign?

Last night Colby and Joe and my spaz-tastic dog nephew Baxter all went over to visit with [livejournal.com profile] bleukarma and her pup, my spaz-tastic dog nephew Charlie. (Baxter is a compressed version of Charlie: Baxter is a boxy, square dog with a small face. Charlie is longer than he is tall and has a delightfully pointy little terrier nose.) Bleu cooked enough food for a large village: we had biscuits and salad and baked ziti (homigod good) and pumpkin pie. I brought six shells and a huge bowl containing five pounds of cannoli cream. I brought home two shells and a huge bowl containing four pounds of cannoli cream. Everybody loves Dave a bit more, now. Bleu and I made a deal for all future shindigs: she brings the spinach dip and I bring the cannoli. Joe especially likes this plan, because spinach dip and cannoli are two of his favorite things. He liked it even more when I told him, you've been good, go get a spoon and have at it. He grabbed the biggest spoon in the drawer.

Today looks to be busy and frustrating. Tomorrow looks to be headdesky. I shall burn all bridges involved when I get to them. Rargh!

My reward for surviving this year, I think, is going to be for me to refurbish my violin with all new bits and start playing it again. I've made a list of stuff, which should be easy to get locally and none of it too expensive. New rosin, because mine sort of melted; two or three sets of new strings because I always fucking break them on the fucking ebony pegs (anyone know how to put guitar machineheads on a violin? I'll love you forever); a couple of spare bridges because I've snapped those in the past; a tin of peg dope (heehee, peg dope) for the fucking If It Was Good Enough For Shakespeare ebony pegs that I hate; a mute so I won't offend Riley; a pitch-pipe so I can tune the thing properly; and some gypsy and/or Irish sheet music. Links to the latter would be welcomed with squeeing and hugs.

[livejournal.com profile] delkon inadvertently gave me a great Holidaysmas idea: to send cheesy uber-Florida postcards in lieu of Christmas cards. Anyone else want some? I do love picking those out. Let me know what you prefer, alligators with pasted-on googly eyes or old people in scary swimsuits. If enough of you are interested I'll do up a screened post so you can send me your addresses.

I think this holiday is going to be a fun one. I'm cobbling together a list of presents for people and, delightfully, most of it is stuff I am making. I like making things! I need to find my pliers (the needlenoses are probably still in my backpack) and my wirecutters and all the knife blades Colby hasn't dulled on my hair and the Super Seventy Fucking Seven and some fake bling and some marabou trim and an old paintbrush I can use to glue stuff and and and and and it's like Crafts Day in preschool, except I think my handwriting is worlds more illegible now.

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