... and the house smells funny...

[sisalik]

I am enjoying the holiday season. I am enjoying the fact that every store is crowded no matter what it sells, and the annoying lack of coldness, and all this crochet, and the confounded hunting for stamps and misplacing pens and trying to detach rolls of mailing tape from the dog's face and increasing headaches as every godforsaken junkshop within twenty miles has lots of things I want but a remarkable lack of things that would be good for other people, which is bloody typical, because I am great at finding presents for people all the time EXCEPT WHEN I NEED TO.

Which all leads me to believe I am doing this thing correctly. I am feeling the spirit, I just don't know what it's the spirit of.

You know my remarkable inability to take things seriously, so you should not be at all surprised that, if I am encouraged to sing a Christmas song, it's gonna be the following merry tune.