3:00AM: Man named
Beverage charged with DUI, three times over legal blood alcohol limit.
10:30AM: Man named
Friendly charged with aggravated assault for attacking another man with a pole saw.
Embrace the Floridian crazy. But metaphorically, because if you try to actually do that you'll get injured.
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