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I still don't get how on earth Boxers were ever used during the world wars. I've heard they were messengers, guards, and most alarmingly, search-and-rescue dogs. That has to be why Germany lost. Forget superior numbers, Churchill, etc: they lost because they had farting slap-happy clown dogs eating all the encrypted messages. MMM TASTES LIKE NUMBERS.
This observation brought to you by the fact that I have something that's not the swinovirus and Riley thinks the way to cure me is to kick me in the stomach.
This observation brought to you by the fact that I have something that's not the swinovirus and Riley thinks the way to cure me is to kick me in the stomach.