she was born in new york

(discussing.. oh, some form of corporate idiocy tonight)

ME: "Because they're cocksuckers, is why."
MY MOM: "Yeah they are."
ME: "You can't say it! C'mon. They. Are. A Bunch. Of?"
MY MOM: "Coooheeeeee-hee-hee-eee-heee!"
ME: "They're cocksuckers!"
MY MOM: "I used to swear like a drunken sailor!"
ME: "I know. You taught it to me!"
MY MOM: "But I gave it up!"
ME: "They're COCKSUCKERS."
MY MOM: "I can't say it, I keep laughing!"
ME: "Cocksuckers!"
MY MOM: "Cocksuckaaaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
RILEY: "ARE WE PLAYING A FUNNY GAME? BAROO?"