it's babelfish for voicemail.

Dave: "Oh no...We will confound Google."

I just got a google-voice account, because new toys are fun to play with.

Then I gave the number to Dave, because if anyone is going to test the rigors of anything, it's Dave.

What Dave said: "Okay, so this is your test voicemail on your funny new phone number, so what keywords can I use? I can use funny. I can use notification, google, during, group, join, greeting, parental, cart, and virus!"

What Google thinks Dave said: "hey lisa this is your test voicemail on your phone a new phone number so if you were coming to at least one week i can use notification crew role during group jarring greeting the rental call hurt entire"

This ought to be really interesting when the contents of the message are in Hockey instead of English.

edit: Dave called it again later and recited the entirety of the Lightning roster at speed. "Transcript not available." I'm disappointed. It didn't even try.