I cannot think of a single thing.

I has a problem and I needs your help.

Newmachine: incoming.

Names: drawing a total blank.

So, I beg you all: throw names at me. Anything you'd think I would like, or anything that seems fitting for a computer that is going to live in my surrealist world. The Charizard Veto applies; after seeing what happens when someone names a car after a critter that spits fire, I am not naming the newmachine after anything that explodes, gets smashed up, falls apart, dies violently, etc etc.

Deluge me!