i'm on my way to being a ninja

Yoga Is Awesome, #1,809: When faced with a door that is ajar, which opens towards you, and your hands are full: reach up and grab the door knob with your toes to pull the door open. Without straining anything, falling over, or dropping stuff. Gimme another few years and I'll be able to hide on the ceiling like River Tam.

(oh, stop laughing.)